Meet the Author

A Lifelong Collector of Words and Wisdom

In Don Wood’s captivating examination of proverbs that have confused, entertained, and educated us for decades, you will uncover American idioms’ unusual attraction and rich legacy. Throughout the book “Say What? The weird and wonderful World of American Phrases”, Don explores the definitions, origins, and anecdotes of phrases such as “Don’t piss in my boot and tell me it’s raining” and “Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest” in his book The Weird and wonderful world of American Phrases. He depicts the cultural origins that give these statements eternal quality with wit and fun.

This book provides a lovely look at how language unites us through humor, inventiveness, and shared experiences, from folk idioms to well-known witticisms. This book provides something for everyone, whether your goal is to learn more about the past, improve your speech, or just laugh out loud.

A Childhood Rich
in Southern Charm

Born and raised in the South, Don grew up surrounded by a treasure trove of sayings that shaped his outlook on life. Many of these “Don-isms,” as they’ve come to be known, were inspired by his mother, who at 97 still embodies the grace and charm of Southern living in a picturesque assisted living home reminiscent of Gone With the Wind. From white rocking chairs on the porch to the rich traditions of the Old South, these early influences have left an indelible mark on Don’s storytelling.

The Birth
of ‘Say What?’

The idea for Say What? sprouted from a lighthearted business conversation with colleagues. Don’s knack for peppering his speech with charming and humorous phrases had become so popular that his associates jokingly dubbed them “Don-isms.” When he playfully threatened to charge for their use, his business partner suggested there might be a book in the making. That spark of inspiration quickly took root, and the result is a lively, insightful, and thoroughly entertaining exploration of American idioms.

More
Than Just Words

For Don, these sayings aren’t just linguistic curiosities—they’re a meaningful part of who he is, woven into his daily life and interactions. His passion for sharing these gems of wisdom and humor comes through in every page of his book, inviting readers to connect with the rich tapestry of language that reflects American culture and history.

Living Life
with Wit and Wisdom

At 73, Don isn’t slowing down, and he’s certainly not ready for the “Old Folks’ Home”! Instead, he’s embracing this exciting chapter of his life with humor, creativity, and a deep desire to share the joy of language with readers of all ages. Say What? is a testament to his love for storytelling and his belief in the power of words to bring people together.


With Say What? Don Wood invites you into his world, a world filled with laughter, nostalgia, and the timeless charm of phrases that have shaped generations.